I Own A Sinner's Heart

34 yr old from Texas.
  • (I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
  • Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
  • Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
  • Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
  • Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
  • Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
  • (The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
  • Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
  • Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
  • (I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
  • Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
  • Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
  • Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
  • Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
  • (My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
  • Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
  • Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
  • Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
  • (Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

lunaris1013:

catbountry:

skooth:

do you remember when four different bands combined their powers to create a song about the movie “snakes on a plane”

I think about it every day.

Remember?  It’s never left my ipod.

(via coffeebuddha)

xadorkablemarinax:

asexualmew:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Okay, so,
Maggie is Pikachu from PokemonLisa is Mikasa from SNKBart is Naruto from NarutoHomer is Zoro from One PieceMarge is Rangiku from BleachWho is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

Haku from Spirited Away

xadorkablemarinax:

asexualmew:

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Okay, so,

Maggie is Pikachu from Pokemon
Lisa is Mikasa from SNK
Bart is Naruto from Naruto
Homer is Zoro from One Piece
Marge is Rangiku from Bleach

Who is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

Haku from Spirited Away

(Source: coalgirls, via marciellesmusings)

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

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cesperanza:

prtypooper:

hahahaha this is amazing. 
Captain Small Ass and Falcon Big Butt in all their glory.

LOLOL.  I’m waiting for the photoshop in 5….4….3….

cesperanza:

prtypooper:

hahahaha this is amazing. 

Captain Small Ass and Falcon Big Butt in all their glory.

LOLOL.  I’m waiting for the photoshop in 5….4….3….

(Source: iwouldfookthat, via waxjism)

My Chemical Romance

—Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)

fangoriaaa:

thnksfrpanicatthedisco:

does-anything-matter:

thesearethewordsofmyholiday:

I just wanna make sure nobody forgets that this exists and it is awesome.

THE FUNNY THING IS THIS ISN’T EDITED. GERARD ACTUALLY SAT AND SUNG NA NA NA IN SIMLISH. 

THERE’S LYRICS

Sha gimme sha gimme sha
Wes a neeba
Mes ooney wada da bramya na
Es zu weeba
In a deg
In a shat
With an “X” abba zor
Nibby zor nibby zor nibby zor
Wada bin winny natty-

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Bana zun cure enay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Daba a nenetay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Wa pan eshabatay
Brabd en zerb shee-mo-nay-shun

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Pasha a nagatay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
We nasa wogatay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Win gonna sagatay
Gibs as zor doo-bi-zay-shun
Za gimme za gimme za

Es zabsu wabu aba shab la
Wab nada zeda little braz dans
Wab neba zenny noba mas lan
Wa tinga zatlan (nananananananana)
He sifta nanny made a blascan
Prussy du was ana

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Foo noova wanatay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Back ana kannasay
A fwingsu whata say
Prow in dur sa-ca-nay-shun

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Pasha a nagatay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
We nasa wogatay
win gonna sagatay
Gibs as zor doo-bi-zay-shun

Ewag nere, wap zow
All ze nayd in gattory nitty
Na pitta vilzin tayz their open wilpy zalms
Why dinny daggers up to leven
Itala boony bralls ab ze mittezen brats
Yak angels made bo zeon and blabbing garbage
ZEEM OUT—Rat rowaids us?
Eb zo whine nopen dorbs

Ned zu wanny wansa bag na sho
Ned zu wanny wansa bag na sho
But neeb zim, neeb zim wants to bly
Wabba tie wabba tie wabba tie
Wabba tie, Wabba
Za bashy gooby zaba

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Make zo apology
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Ee vada wickasay
Ab salla loratay
Tashy zurb—Boo-dee-cor-ay

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Bab naba bobatay
Was napa seepashay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Ee bapa shobbycay
Ban zee la burgindory
Bap my lair, zab and vore me bull na bin
Leb nis zurb expnode

tHIS SHOULD BE ILLEGA L IM DY IGN

(via gorgeousnerd)

My review of episode 5x04

erienne1983:

Writing this review won’t be easy… I swear my hands are still shaking and my feelings are all over the place.

To say it was amazing… it’s an understatement. I seriously am checking Merriam-Webster for synonims.

"amazing, astonishing, astounding, blindsiding,dumbfounding (also dumfounding),…

(via fuckyeahfive0)


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General 
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Everything I wish I knew when I joined Tumblr. Basically this is a collection of things that will make Tumblr easier to use :D

General 

How to: Enable your Tumblr ask box
How to tag
How to tag asks
How to have posts show up/not show up
Trigger Warnings
Tumblr Savior
How to Report a blog 

Theme/Code

How to install a theme
Theme Directory 
My Favorite Theme Makers (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
How to: Add links to your Tumblr description/sidebar
Icon Finder
Help picking a color scheme to match your icon
How to Install Updates Tab (X)
Updates Tab Masterpost
How to add a music player (X) (X
Transparent Images and Pixels (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
HTML Color Codes
Creating a poll on Tumblr
Creating a countdown  
How to create a re-direct page
Blogrolls, Family, Follow Forever 
How to make a network
How to Install a Navigation Page
HTML Codes 
HTML Help & Codes
Tumblr Formatting Cheatsheat
Theme making tutorial
Tumblr Blog that helps people with tumblr related issues

*Remember most theme makers will answer questions about there them or already have FAQ Page to make it easier for you to use

Photoshop/Photoshop Resources

Tutorial for saving Photoshop (windows)
Masterpost for downloading Photoshop
How to make a Gif
Learn the Basics of Photoshop
Beginner Tutorials for Photoshop
Photoshop Graphic Masterposts
Photoshop Tutorial Masterpost 
Textures Guide
Photoshop Help Blog 
Photoshop Help Blog
Screencaps 
Screencaps
HQ Celebrity Gallery Masterpost

Alternatives to Photoshop

Pixlr
Mypaint
Animating Program
Digital painting Program
Art Program/Photo Editor
Queeky Paint
PicMonkey
Art Program
Sketchpad 
Drawing Program
Graphic’s Program
Paint.net
Sumopaint
Free Art Programs Masterpost

Gifs

Supernatural Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs 
Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker

Meme’s

Quick Meme Maker
Pie Chart Maker
Meme Generator 
Meme Maker

Fanfiction/Writing/Roleplay

How to write Fanfiction
Avoiding mistakes when writing fanfiction
10 Tips to Writing Fanfiction
How to Submit a Fanfiction to Fanfiction.Net 
Writing Fiction Plans
Writing Templates
Novel Outline
34 Writing Tips
How to write a Character
Tips on writing a Character 
Character writing Masterpost
Writing Masterpost (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
Diverse Character Writing Masterpost 
Detailed Character template
How to write different Body types (X) (X)
Surnames MasterPost
Synonyms MasterPost
Creating an OC Masterpost                                                 
Writing Folklore, Myth and Creatures Masterpost                     
How to write Ancient Rome England  Viking Age Victorian Age Middle Ages 50’s Wild West
Other things to help your Writing  (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
How to RP Masterpost
Roleplay Terms
RP Guide
RP Help Masterpost

Other

Help Fact Check Tumblr Posts
Urban Dictionar
See if your about to hit post limit
In case you update software and it sucks 
Writing, Graphics, Textures, Themes Masterpost
Massive Masterpost included Writing & Art
Tutorial Master Post

I hope that this survival guide has helped you with any tumblr related issues, have a great day. 

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